Benefits of being Short

1. Legroom on airplanes is never an issue

If I feel a little cramped in airline seats, then what must it be like for someone who is 6’ tall? It’s the same story with theaters and cinemas – you must have noticed how some people have to sit with their legs at a sideways angle.

2. Less Dangerous

I've never banged my head on a low ceiling

11. There will be lots of situations where tall people have to bend over to not hit their head, but you’ll be able to remain upright without bumping into anything. Subsequently, you will be GREAT at limbo.

3.Beds

How on earth do taller people manage to sleep in the average bed? I find that there is little room between my feet and the end of the bed, so taller people must find it really difficult – and uncomfortable.

4.Get more help

People offer to help you carry things, or do it for you, as they think that a small person like you can’t manage it. Result – effort and sweat saved.

5.Heels 

Of any height, I might add. Okay, so heels can be horrible, but they can be a nice addition to an outfit or dress up that pair of jeans (I feel so cool to be speaking as though I’m trendy). I mean, anyone can wear heels of any height, but you can wear stilettos without towering over everyone, so that’s kinda fun.

6.Clothes

It’s easier to hem pants than to lengthen them - This is simply a fact of life. Every one else's shirt fits you very well like a tent. Your shirt doesn't fit anyone.

7.Lesser Space

You can fit into small spaces if need be. You will not get to sit on the seat of an auto-rickshaw. You will have to sit on some one else's lap

8.Life Span

Evidence suggests that shorter people live longer lives. Study

9.Hiding/Blocking Others

You’ll never have to worry about blocking someone’s view in a movie theater.

10.Age

People tend to mistake you for being younger than you are (at least, in your early twenties this seems to happen a lot). Everyone will think you’re 17 even when you’re 35. Shortness = perpetual youth.

11.Spend Less

You spend less money on food - Smaller person= requires less energy to live. Science. You can still qualify for half tickets in buses and trains.

12.School Days

You were probably in the front row of your class photo in school. In the front you will NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. You can sit in the front bench in class and you pass off for a very good boy.